Bombing of IGN.COM Begins

Washington, DC (Reuters) -- CNN Exclusive: US announces IGN is next target
in the War on Terror, as IGN refuses to halt the IGNinsider program.

As the threat of the Taliban in Afghanistan draws to a close, many wonder what next steps
the US will take in it's war on Terrorism. While many thought the Phillipines, or Iraq
would be next, the US shot down those claims by announcing IGN.COM as the target.

"No question about it" Secretary of State Colin Powell noted "IGN.COM has created
an empire of evil with it's new 'IGNinsider' program, which forces people to pay for
such features as videogame guides, and even reviews and previews. Such things were
free to the public before."

When reporters asked why such a website would be such a target, we were only told that
having to pay for gaming info made President Bush, quote; "Pissed. Damn pissed."

When asked what the next target after IGN is, we recieved no comment. But inside sources 
say Gamespot.com could also be a target of the US Military.

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